Thursday, February 28, 2008

What a Way to Start the Day

I had a friend suggest to me today that I get out of the 'other' side of the bed tomorrow morning. She said that I must've gotten out of the unlucky side today. I agree. I've had better mornings. This morning I have:

* Cleaned up cat puke 4 times

* Cleaned up canned cat food off the kitchen floor after the cat knocked his dish down there

* Mopped the kitchen floor, due to the cat puke and canned food

* Mopped the dining room floor, due to my sweet 3 year old hurling his bowl of Fruity Cheerios across the room at breakfast

* Cleaned up a dirty 'diaper'....which wasn't in a diaper, it was in the 3 year old's underwear

* Had the 3 year old, who NEVER comes close to our cups of coffee, dump my cup of coffee down the front of himself

* Been late picking up the 4 year old from preschool because I followed a snow plow, at a whopping 18mph, the whole way to the school after Mother Nature, bless her &*&^%$% heart, decided to throw winter at us......in late February. Better late than never, huh?

* Kissed boo-boos on the 3 year old after he ran into the living room wall. There's something to be said for looking forward when you're walking forward.

* Kissed boo-boos on the same 3 year old when he slipped on the bathroom floor & did a nose dive

* Kissed boo-boos on that same, apparently accident-prone 3 year old when he walked into the open fridge door

Sigh. This was all before 11am. Now, that accident-prone 3 year old is napping and the 4 year old is playing couch potato.....and I'm inclined to leave him there today, for his own safety. ;) I'm headed to the laundry room to tackle the ever-growing Mt. Laundry. If you don't see me for a few days I've either made it to the top of that mountain, planted my flag, put my feet up and refused to come back down to reality.......or I'm buried under an avalanche of dirty, smelly clothes. Either way it would be quiet and calm......so leave me there!!